Ladmo: Hey gang, look who’s here.
It’s Bobby
Jo Trouble!
Bobby Jo Trouble: Hey, let’s all cheer, jump up
and down.
Ladmo: And today, something special.
The legend of
Bobby Jo Trouble. His own story in his own words.
Bobby Jo Trouble: I appreciate the
opportunity, Ladmo.
Ready? Here I go . . .
Ladmo: Wait, hold it just a second. There’s a last
minute change. We don’t have time for entire biography,
so just quickly give us some of the highlights of your
life story.
Bobby Jo Trouble: Highlights?
What are you talking about,
highlights?
Ladmo: Well, briefly skim over some of the
peak moments.
Bobby Jo Trouble: OK, wait, all right. Running
out of time. Highlights. . . skim . . . peak moments . . .
Chain. Pipe. Two by four. Tire iron. Parking lot. Rumble.
Busted. Squad car. Holding cell. Uh, suspended sentence. Back
on the street. Pump gas. Save money. AVOID former associates.
Buy Harley. Head west. Arrive Phoenix . New
life. Fresh start . . .Boredom . . . Chain. Pipe. Two by four.
Tire iron. Parking lot. Rumble . . .
[Fade]
